HOW TO BE A PROCRASTINATOR IN 10 EASY STEPS. by an expert.

1. ignore all responsibilities until the last minute.

2. take a much deserved break after your long day of sleeping/skipping most of school.

3. get on twitter, instagram and/or snapshat (surprisingly you can waist a majority of you life with these. crazyy who knew?? don't have these...WHO THE FLIP R U??)

4. go in search for new GOOD music or books or tv shows. you have this whole month to turn in hw and all that stuff that will determine whether you graduate or no. like no biggie. prioritize.

5. play that new "thinker" game, 2048. it's super important and you really need to get to 2048 rather than study for you AP tests. am I right or am I right??

6. go buy delish food and like take a hike and find yourself. you're running out of time. high school and dead lines can just take a chill pill. plz.

7. take loads of NEEDED naps. they will keep you refreshed and ready for what life throws at you.(b/c life is a witch and will def be throwing fast balls. the naps are a necessity)

8. tell yourself you'll do your hw before 10 and then don't start it until like the next day. haha bc yolo

9. tell yourself slurpees will help you focus. BUT NEVER GET MANGO WITH A KICK. it is so nasty and it does not help you focus. it only brings a fiery pain in your throat.

10. just stop caring.